Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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