We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's blow job season.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Randomize
