I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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