Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
where does the pee come out of this thing
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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