I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.