Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.