matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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