god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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