Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?