OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.