i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We just shotgunned beers for America
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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