Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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