glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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