In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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