in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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