He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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