im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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