You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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