A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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