Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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