I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
