wat bout pragnant strippers??
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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