Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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