Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
