Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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