White coat. Heels.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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