none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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