He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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