All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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