I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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