just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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