You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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