I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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