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you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning

(410): View more from Maryland

how does that even happen??

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(434): View more from Virginia

i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome

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(585): View more from New York

i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.

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(516): View more from New York

WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE

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(281): View more from Texas

It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night

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(605): View more from South Dakota

And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.

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I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom

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