the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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