Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You need Xanax blowdarts
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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