***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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