Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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