am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you traded sex for a burrito?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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