I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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