I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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