I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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