people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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