no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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