Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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