Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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