Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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