I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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