i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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