So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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