nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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