JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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