She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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