Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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