Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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