I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i believe in u and ur pee
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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