32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
