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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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