HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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