She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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